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One time I found a booking.com lanyard on the ground and wore it and people thought I worked for them so I got free drinks at bars and shit in tropical tourist

One time I found a booking.com lanyard on the ground and wore it and people thought I worked for them so I got free drinks at bars and shit in tropical tourist areas when I said 'yeah!' Before anyone harshes me for this I met a chick with a smirnoff lanyard who was getting free shots without being from them too

yjftsjthsd-h 5y ago
> Before anyone harshes me for this I met a chick with a smirnoff lanyard who was getting free shots without being from them too How does that make anything better?
- kupopuffs 5y ago
  Yeah, now I hate two people instead of one!
  - cheeze 5y ago
    Who cares? Dude got free drinks for wearing a lanyard. This isn't some lesson in morality.
    - boomboomsubban 5y ago
      The actual act doesn't bother me much, it is the justifying it by saying someone else did it. Imagine if they said "and at the end of the night I was plastered and drove home. But don't harsh me, the Smirnoff lady did it too."
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- jamal-kumar 5y ago
  what are you, a bartender?
  - yjftsjthsd-h 5y ago
    I can dislike dishonesty even when I'm not the victim.
    - recursive 5y ago
      Is it dishonest to wear a lanyard with a logo? Is it dishonest to give free stuff to a representative from a company with the hopes that you'll get more stars on your review?
      - yjftsjthsd-h 5y ago
        Yes, wearing a lanyard knowing that people will believe you to be with that company is dishonest, and doing so knowing that it will get you free stuff is fraud. And while we're at it, yes, bribing a company rep with free stuff in hopes of gaining an unfair advantage is fraud as well.
    - jamal-kumar 5y ago
      I see your point but to be fair at least I threw some money in the tip jar and treated the service people nicely, and quit after a couple of weeks of hijinks. Kind of sounds like you need to have some fun on a vacation.
jmkni 5y ago
Sounds like a match made in heaven lol
- jamal-kumar 5y ago
  hell no she was like milking it and getting trashed. i'd just take one opportunistically if asked if i work for them.

yjftsjthsd-h 5y ago

> Before anyone harshes me for this I met a chick with a smirnoff lanyard who was getting free shots without being from them too How does that make anything better?

kupopuffs 5y ago
Yeah, now I hate two people instead of one!
- cheeze 5y ago
  Who cares? Dude got free drinks for wearing a lanyard. This isn't some lesson in morality.
  - boomboomsubban 5y ago
    The actual act doesn't bother me much, it is the justifying it by saying someone else did it. Imagine if they said "and at the end of the night I was plastered and drove home. But don't harsh me, the Smirnoff lady did it too."
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jamal-kumar 5y ago
what are you, a bartender?
- yjftsjthsd-h 5y ago
  I can dislike dishonesty even when I'm not the victim.
  - recursive 5y ago
    Is it dishonest to wear a lanyard with a logo? Is it dishonest to give free stuff to a representative from a company with the hopes that you'll get more stars on your review?
    - yjftsjthsd-h 5y ago
      Yes, wearing a lanyard knowing that people will believe you to be with that company is dishonest, and doing so knowing that it will get you free stuff is fraud. And while we're at it, yes, bribing a company rep with free stuff in hopes of gaining an unfair advantage is fraud as well.
  - jamal-kumar 5y ago
    I see your point but to be fair at least I threw some money in the tip jar and treated the service people nicely, and quit after a couple of weeks of hijinks. Kind of sounds like you need to have some fun on a vacation.

jmkni 5y ago

Sounds like a match made in heaven lol

jamal-kumar 5y ago
hell no she was like milking it and getting trashed. i'd just take one opportunistically if asked if i work for them.