Dès que le vent soufflera Je repartira Dès que les vents tourneront Nous nous en allerons (de requin) I wonder if any model could end up being this creat

Dès que le vent soufflera Je repartira Dès que les vents tourneront Nous nous en allerons (de requin) I wonder if any model could end up being this creative with conjugation and plays on words. For the non-French speakers, repartira and allerons are wrong conjugations (should be repartirai and irons) and allerons (de requin) is a play on words because allerons is close to ailerons (fins; and requin is shark).