Huh. I sometimes drive a 2017 Outback and I was shocked at how annoying its "helpful" systems are. No matter what problem it thinks is going on, its response is

Huh. I sometimes drive a 2017 Outback and I was shocked at how annoying its "helpful" systems are. No matter what problem it thinks is going on, its response is to beep annoyingly in various amounts. With, as you say, a lot of false positives. The thing makes me twitchy. I was thinking, "well, maybe it's a relatively new feature". I'm very sorry to hear they've gotten worse!