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Well, now I’m concerned that European satellites could be counting my farts. Great…

• nuerow 5y ago
  > Well, now I’m concerned that European satellites could be counting my farts. Great… You only have anything to worry about if you're gunning for at least the fifth largest ever recorded in your part of the country.
  • h2odragon 5y ago
    not "ever recorded", just "this year". Time for more protein powder chilli!
  • kcplate 5y ago
    Hold my beer…
• bell-cot 5y ago
  Compare the current market value of ~58 tons/hour of CH4 (needed to generate the plume which the satellite saw) with the market value of 12 solid gold goose eggs per day. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CursedWithAwesome https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CursedWithAwesom...
• kcplate 5y ago
  Yes I see the downvotes. I forgot humor is frowned upon here.
  • floatingatoll 5y ago
    There are tinfoil hat people who say stuff like that in total seriousness, which can lead to misinterpretation of straight-face unmarked sarcasm as being a viewpoint presented for real consideration.
    • kcplate 5y ago
      Yes I know the type of person who would make that assumption instead of assuming it’s sarcasm. Ironically the only difference between those humorless folks and tinfoil hat types is that tinfoil hat folk can get invited to parties.