> Ladies and Gentlemen of Earth: climate change is not going to be solved. Protect your family. Protect your property. You are on your own. Skip the family by

> Ladies and Gentlemen of Earth: climate change is not going to be solved. Protect your family. Protect your property. You are on your own. Skip the family by not reproducing and adding more fuel to this raging dumpster fire, just stock up on the marshmallows and popcorn.