Thank you. I cannot say I enjoyed it, I am distressed now. Using a “planet scale” “serverless” database to store just 750k download records per day, and paying

Thank you. I cannot say I enjoyed it, I am distressed now. Using a “planet scale” “serverless” database to store just 750k download records per day, and paying per DB row touched, and “thank you for letting us off the hook this time”. This reads like satire.