> make his own breakfast at 4AM so he can be at the yard by 4:30AM So, what time of day was he previously stopping at a diner for breakfast? And how long did t

> make his own breakfast at 4AM so he can be at the yard by 4:30AM So, what time of day was he previously stopping at a diner for breakfast? And how long did that catered breakfast take? Longer than a bowl of cereal and two bits of toast? > Should he cook his own lunch too? Who the hell cooks lunch? And if it takes you 30 minutes to make sandwiches and grab a piece of fruit, I feel for you. Kudos though, that was an amazing linked list of reductio ad absurdum fallacies. Have you considered going into media relations for a political party?