Hilarious post as expected from this camp. But there is some truth to it. Eg we explicitly do the equivalent of apt update -y: apt upgrade -y on our test builds

Hilarious post as expected from this camp. But there is some truth to it. Eg we explicitly do the equivalent of apt update -y: apt upgrade -y on our test builds to see update errors early. Only then our work dockers can be upgraded. Of course those folks don't have these luxuries. npm upgrades without testing, dependency tracking in XML, closed source deps, no symbol versioning, loose dll hell. But even with simple glibc binaries I have to maintain up-to-date and lts (ie outdated) versions for the recent fstat and time64_t changes. Then you start appreciating go. And podman.