I'm not eating a pizza right now. But I might be soon. Nobody _actually_ knows if I am going to eat a pizza, but they _do_ mostly know that I am _capable_ of e

I'm not eating a pizza right now. But I might be soon. Nobody _actually_ knows if I am going to eat a pizza, but they _do_ mostly know that I am _capable_ of eating said pizza. Which is why the local pizza shop stays prepared for what they consider to be a virtual invitability - which is smart. Which is exactly what I said, so please stop with the strawman stuff. And, I'm not surprised that someone on HN can't take a joke (re: the loo comment), yet am somewhat surprised you think phones stop working below the water line. As for previous incidents, you need a read a book. Or the news. Or just get off faceobok for a minute. There's a whole world of knowledge and understanding out there.