I think you forgot to mention Go in the title :P. People like me hate it when you do, but I'd not be surprised if it would have put this higher up. That said,

I think you forgot to mention Go in the title :P. People like me hate it when you do, but I'd not be surprised if it would have put this higher up. That said, why? What's wrong with pandoc, retext, parsedown, other tools out there?