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Dystopian B2B Bullshit Generator
- harpiaharpyja 5y agoExtract more Benjamins from every one of your old friends, with best-of-breed tracking innovations. What.
- kfarr 5y agoYeah extracting Benjamins is one of my favorite phrases in this generator, here's another: > Extract more Benjamins from every warm body with data-driven engagement statistics.
- LargoLasskhyfv 5y agoThis is great, also the other categories. But it lacks porn. Like Dallas does Debbie in Denver, or something like that :-)
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- er4hn 5y ago> Gather more upvotes from every viewer using best-practice microservices. Pretty sure this just told me the secret to securing HN Karma.
- koolba 5y agoDon’t forget to add “rust” in there too.
- consumer451 5y agoCrypto version please!
- reginold 5y agoHere's one with crypto potential: Add value to your dynamic contexts with global microservices.
- Elora 5y agoDuke of Punishment (Action Movie) LOL
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- vyrotek 5y agoSqueeze more dollars from every visitor with personalized advertising insights. Well, yeah. Isn't that how it usually works? :)
- qsort 5y agoDegrade privacy across cloud platforms using weapons-grade measurements. Depressingly, it's way too real to be credible...
- onurcel 5y agoI can't tell the difference with LinkedIn posts
- whaas 5y agoLet's play name that company: Share metrics between business units with collaborative solution platforms.
- politician 5y ago“Squeeze more peace of mind from each visitor with aggressive chatbot services.” Ship it!
- pndy 5y ago> "Maximize your dynamic results using weapons-grade advertising strategies." Sounds pretty valid tbh
- FullKirby 5y agoIt has other fun features, like catchy headline generator. "Hillary Clinton’s 8 Titilating Woodworking Tips"
- vmception 5y agoExtract more personal data from each affiliate with full-stack data insights.
- 1MachineElf 5y agoFinally, now I don't need to stress about what to write in my resumé.
- ChrisArchitect 5y agoOP: this is yours right? Did you just add the b2b one or something?
- QuadrupleA 5y agoI did, yeah, I posted it the day I finished it. I think the mods moved it off the front page a couple hours in because the discussion was trending too humorous / not substantive enough.