If I was writing a real review, it might look a lot like the one marked up with all the "deceptive" indicators, with the exception that I'm not a big exclamatio

If I was writing a real review, it might look a lot like the one marked up with all the "deceptive" indicators, with the exception that I'm not a big exclamation mark user. The grumpy old man in me wants to suggest that anyone who actually learned how to write would be marked as a fake. Is well-written English so hard to come by nowadays that it makes people suspicious when they see it online? (Edited to add: apologies if I'm saying something that's covered in the article--couldn't get past the paywall.)