While I generally agree with this sentiment: "if it's important, I'll probably call you before I text you, and text you before I email you." The combination of

While I generally agree with this sentiment: "if it's important, I'll probably call you before I text you, and text you before I email you." The combination of the 2-2-2 rule and this sentence - "Needless to say, I've been told to screw off on many occasions :)" - leads me to believe that the author needs a little advice on human interaction. If you're the only one who DOESN'T think that you're an a--hole, then maybe you should get used to the fact that you're an a--hole.