Yooo, when I was in grade school there was a jumping spider on the monkey-bars so I started throwing bark ships up at it trying to scare it off so I could swing

Yooo, when I was in grade school there was a jumping spider on the monkey-bars so I started throwing bark ships up at it trying to scare it off so I could swing around... The little fucker jumped off the monkey-bars right onto my elbow and bit me. Spiders know what they're doing lol