I have a set of $500 sheets. They don’t stain (coffee, hair color, childrens puke, etc) and they’re soft as silk. They are an amazing set that we’ve had over 10

I have a set of $500 sheets. They don’t stain (coffee, hair color, childrens puke, etc) and they’re soft as silk. They are an amazing set that we’ve had over 10 years now and slept in them every night for most of those years without a single thread fraying. I totally got them on a lark, when I was a briefly rich.