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Homer : Well, there's not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol is sure doing its job. Lisa : That's specious reasoning, Dad. Homer : Thank you, sweetie. Lisa : D
by aaronbrethorst 5y ago
Homer : Well, there's not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol is sure doing its job.
Lisa : That's specious reasoning, Dad.
Homer : Thank you, sweetie.
Lisa : Dad, what if I were to tell you that this rock keeps away tigers.
Homer : Uh-huh, and how does it work?
Lisa : It doesn't work. It's just a stupid rock.
Homer : I see.
Lisa : But you don't see any tigers around, do you?
Homer : Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.
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- craftinator 5y agoTo the parent commenter: do you shear yourself, or does somebody just come by with clippers every now and then?
- aaronbrethorst 5y agoFrankly I’m disappointed you didn’t call me a “sheeple,” but I’ll let it go because I’m excited to meet the one person in the United States who still must like Dick Cheney. Hi! (Or are you referring to the person I replied to…?)
- craftinator 5y ago> (Or are you referring to the person I replied to…?) Well, this is awkward... Yes.
- craftinator 5y agoAnd it's a bit late to edit, but I really did want to use sheeple... Just felt too obtuse, I wanted to be just a little more circumspect.
- cm2187 5y agoTo the OP’s defence, there has been numerous, large scale murderous terrorist attacks in Europe over the same period, so it’s not like if there was no bear in sight. Now you can debate whether it is the result of good policing or of a much smaller muslim immigration or some other factor.