Then pop-tarts would just add some misleadingly similar but not technically wrong crap to theirs, like "100% pure natural syrup" on bottles that are definitely

Then pop-tarts would just add some misleadingly similar but not technically wrong crap to theirs, like "100% pure natural syrup" on bottles that are definitely intended to trick you into thinking they're maple syrup, but aren't, which is a thing I've seen in the wild (Cracker Barrel syrup). Food labelling laws need an overhaul. And some serious teeth.