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But it's an artisanal cloth made of unicorn fur!

• jjoonathan 5y ago
  The lint must be picked one-by-one off the unicorns with extra small tweezers that can only be held by child laborers!
  • smoldesu 5y ago
    Not just any child laborers, mind you: your $20 are getting your the finest Uighur and political prisoner labor money can buy!