Yeah well the first word I got was this... cronyize: convert (something, especially the skin of a pregnant woman) to a cork or tar by treating the cork and tar

Yeah well the first word I got was this... cronyize: convert (something, especially the skin of a pregnant woman) to a cork or tar by treating the cork and tar with ice or other heat-resistant fat, then applying the skin on top of it to make sure it is moisturized