If you don't want to take the credit for it, you could call it the Pareto-Goodhart Law of Optimization, and state it something like this: "The closer a system

If you don't want to take the credit for it, you could call it the Pareto-Goodhart Law of Optimization, and state it something like this: "The closer a system gets to an optimal state, the greater the propensity for the agents attempting to further optimize it to externalize the costs of the system."