Speed holes on various upsettingly ugly vehicles would agree with you I suppose. I personally don't care about the function or lack-there-of, but many of your

Speed holes on various upsettingly ugly vehicles would agree with you I suppose. I personally don't care about the function or lack-there-of, but many of your examples seem to embody the desolate nature of suburbia in the same way as awful cul-de-sacs, lawns, or Applebees; they're a bad compromise. If you don't need pillars, make something good using the framework you're operating in and add other decorations that aren't trying to be something they're not. Fuck fake pillars. They're as gross as the stupid greyish peach tan colour the house is painted.