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Make a post on Facebook, get sentenced to the Men of the Night's Watch. Steal two scoops of ice cream, get your hand cut off!

• bigwally 15y ago
  Steal a loaf of bread and get sent to Australia...
• shabble 15y ago
  ObRacistJoke: Australian Immigration Officer: Do you have any prior criminal convictions? Tourist: I didn't realise that it was still a requirement.