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When you first meet, you will become his “pet project” for a time. So it's not just a coincidence that every woman I date has more baggage than an airport? The
by tdavis 18y ago
When you first meet, you will become his “pet project” for a time.
So it's not just a coincidence that every woman I date has more baggage than an airport? Then I figure that out and keep dating them anyway, perhaps even more resolutely.
Welp, if I'm doomed to date women orders of magnitude more insane than I am, they at least better continue to be exceedingly attractive.
- shiranaihito 18y agoNice stealth-brag there, but maybe a bit unnecessary. After all, everyone knows that programmers get the hottest chicks!
- tdavis 18y agoSomeone is always pissing in my cereal! More of an attempt to sorta justify it all, if even just to myself. There are far more interesting things to brag about.
- shiranaihito 18y agoSaying you've had several "exceedingly beautiful" girlfriends is just pointless among programmers on the Internet. We can't really prove it either way, but us being programmers and all, it's just exceedingly unlikely.
- khafra 18y agoNot that programmer. He got the idea from Superman III and Office Space, but instead of funds transfer software he was coding the matching algorithms for Okcupid.