Close to that I thought of another satirical take on the bizarre world of declaring pronouns... 'I identify as a random eight bit integer. To properly address

Close to that I thought of another satirical take on the bizarre world of declaring pronouns... 'I identify as a random eight bit integer. To properly address me you'll need to buy this 5,000$ dongle that's synced up to my personal identity. It changes every 30 seconds.' /s