Or the steelmanned version M: "Here is your company laptop for policy reasons it is the same as every other laptop in the company" D: "But I need to install a

Or the steelmanned version M: "Here is your company laptop for policy reasons it is the same as every other laptop in the company" D: "But I need to install and compile more stuff..." M: "We know so we have provided a developer environment tailored to your needs, we understand it might be inconvenient but it might also allow for :generic inspirational stuff: D: "oh, ok"