One time when at a burger restaurant with my father when I was maybe 9 or 10, we overheard someone in line ahead of us say (completely seriously) "I don't think

One time when at a burger restaurant with my father when I was maybe 9 or 10, we overheard someone in line ahead of us say (completely seriously) "I don't think I could eat a 1/3 lb burger, so I'll just get a 1/2 lb). I found this terribly amusing back then, and almost two decades later my father and I still make jokes about it every time we go to that restaurant.