I don't see how you can interpret my comment as being bitter (there's a smileyface there, for God's sake). I merely point out that httpbin is useless for my sta

I don't see how you can interpret my comment as being bitter (there's a smileyface there, for God's sake). I merely point out that httpbin is useless for my stated use case -- there is nothing there implying that it's useless for all use cases. Sure, I could patch httpbin. But I was explicitly asking whether the tool I described exists so I don't need to write the code myself.