"We are a small business with a limited budget - please bring your own recording equipment and find your own venue. Our success depends on releasing only the be

"We are a small business with a limited budget - please bring your own recording equipment and find your own venue. Our success depends on releasing only the best material, so please send us only those recordings that you are most proud of to publish". And if the equipment they bring is an iPhone that falls over, well dammit this session was a waste of money.