Can you come up with a product that is complete (100% can serve everybody needs in the universe) but not bloat? Can you come up with a product that starts fast

Can you come up with a product that is complete (100% can serve everybody needs in the universe) but not bloat? Can you come up with a product that starts faster, install faster, requires less memory requirements, and don't crash as much as MS Words but also provides the same amount of features comparable to MS Words? When I plug my iPod to my Ubuntu version 6.06, Ubuntu crashed my iPod without any informative feedback. When I dmesg-ed, I saw some hex number and some usbX where X is a number.