Ahhh, the burndown chart, the weird whip cracking behind our back. If after a sprint it's not zero, we have to put on a whole floor show about why that happened

Ahhh, the burndown chart, the weird whip cracking behind our back. If after a sprint it's not zero, we have to put on a whole floor show about why that happened, if it's zero before the sprint ends, everyone gets a single pat on the back and the next sprint will be loaded with more story points. It's such a clownshow.