Did I come down with a case of the stupids? How are you 475X more likely to survive a plane crash than click a banner ad... But only 2X more likely to get a fu

Did I come down with a case of the stupids? How are you 475X more likely to survive a plane crash than click a banner ad... But only 2X more likely to get a full house in poker than click a banner ad? Shouldn't that mean that airplanes are falling out of the sky every hour, and passengers laughing it off?