If you want to speak "honestly" . . . everything you just said was pulled out of your ass. Cold showers may influence metabolic rate but their most pronounced

If you want to speak "honestly" . . . everything you just said was pulled out of your ass. Cold showers may influence metabolic rate but their most pronounced effect is that they make you want to avoid taking a shower, resulting in stinky, anxious, unhappy people. Masturbating is so much fun than any health benefits or detriments are irrelevant. It increases quality of life.