Wait, so your list is just 3 items, and they can't make a thing for you? That is so sad. I understand myself to be a seasoned sceptic, and hard to please after

Wait, so your list is just 3 items, and they can't make a thing for you? That is so sad. I understand myself to be a seasoned sceptic, and hard to please after seeing my own list, having typed it out. But you... It is just weird you can't find something that will satisfy. Have you looked at the AliExpress crop of no-name lappies at all? They sometimes do on par with name-brands, I hear.