This was fun: Me:Greetings! Greetings, human, and where are you going? Me:I go to fight. Ah, I see, you are in the service of the Dark Lord! Me:No, no! I w

This was fun: Me:Greetings! Greetings, human, and where are you going? Me:I go to fight. Ah, I see, you are in the service of the Dark Lord! Me:No, no! I work for the benefit of Middle Earth! Middle Earth? Ah, I see, then you will fight for the Dark Lord! Me:Um, no... Oh, and I thought that your skin was brown and you had red hair and eyes, but actually you are blonde and brown! Me:Um, no... I must admit that you seem quite reasonable. Me:And you seem quite unreasonable Indeed, there is no denying your argumentation.