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This takes the term "backend engineer" to a whole new level

• _jal 5y ago
  In a job a long time ago, I was on a conference call in which a sales guy kept repeatedly emphasizing the value and importance of their "robust, scalable backend". Eventually, we had to mute the phone, people around the table couldn't keep from laughing.
  • chestervonwinch 5y ago
    Our elastic backend effortlessly scales with ingestion!
  • i1856511 5y ago
    Now THAT's an enterprise solution!
• obedm 5y ago
  Thank you for bringing joy to my evening. This was hilarious
• mandeepj 5y ago
  OMG! I'm in my early 40s and I've never thought about 'backend' in this way, until now. And, I can't undo it :-). Now, I'm thinking - do I have lack of humor or imagination? :-)
  • deleted 5y ago
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  • jedberg 5y ago
    You have maturity. :)
    • mandeepj 5y ago
      Sometimes, I think I also don’t have that. Thank you for saying that and boosting my morale. You are the best.
• prepend 5y ago
  Doesn’t this mean a plastic surgeon working on rears?
• SJMosley 5y ago
  When you take this joke super far and make a coffee enema website for your boss. www.lifesapeach.club >Backend Engineer (This is actually what we call all our employees, regardless of your job)