Zero function. Wait for it to start, wait for the comma, wait because now I’ve learned to wait, realize there’s nothing more to wait for, scroll thru meaningle

Zero function. Wait for it to start, wait for the comma, wait because now I’ve learned to wait, realize there’s nothing more to wait for, scroll thru meaningless verbiage that could fit in one screen, wait again to see if more will appear, scroll & bounce to elicit more, spend time tapping around for meaningful content, realize there’s nothing actually there.