Even if we were to take everything you have said at face value - which I don't - none of it supports the frankly absurd statement "In some countries Covid-19 ha

Even if we were to take everything you have said at face value - which I don't - none of it supports the frankly absurd statement "In some countries Covid-19 has raised life expectancy". Also, you cannot expect us to simultaneously take it seriously and not take it seriously, so cut it out with the "casual semi-humorous" stuff. Either it is true or it is not. This is a topic where spreading wrong information can cause a great deal of harm, so please be more careful about the things you assert.