“Companies want their workers back in the office.” Oh, cool…but just to be clear, we are talking about everyone coming back to their very own private rooms when

“Companies want their workers back in the office.” Oh, cool…but just to be clear, we are talking about everyone coming back to their very own private rooms when they commute to your special business building, right? Y’know, as in each employee has a semi-private, permanent space where they can control things like random interruptions, the temperature, maybe even dim the harsh florescent lighting. Y’know, a modicum of autonomy? Oh, right — you meant an open office, as in a big pit of desks where everyone’s subjected to the sights, sounds, and smells of anything and everything that happens to gravitate towards their shared…table. And this should take two unpaid hours of your day to commute back and forth from by car, or longer by public transit…assuming there even is public transit where they live. Yeah, I’m gonna pass on that one, but good luck filling that fancy building of yours!