I'm at a BigCo. right now and yeah, this stuff is in the codebase, but it's there because of laziness an no other reason. Your comment is making me irrationall

I'm at a BigCo. right now and yeah, this stuff is in the codebase, but it's there because of laziness an no other reason. Your comment is making me irrationally angry. This code example should be lambasted into eternity. This should have been converted into a database table many eons ago. By doing so, it would save on stories, testing, builds, and more. They would be able to be more reactive to changes and wouldn't have had to push through a new build to make a single or multiple changes.