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> "Pet Lemon Market - Monetizing pet ill health into revenue streams: exploit the temporal inconsistency of people in having high elasticity in pet purchase cos
by gitgud 5y ago
> "Pet Lemon Market - Monetizing pet ill health into revenue streams: exploit the temporal inconsistency of people in having high elasticity in pet purchase costs but extreme price insensitivity/ inelasticity in purchasing pet medical care by giving away sick pets (especially bulldogs), & getting vet kickbacks or direct profit-sharing."
This is pretty horrifying, and doesn't even sound like a facetious idea...
- justusthane 5y agoThese are absolutely satirical. And good satire, at that. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Modest_Proposal https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Modest_Proposal
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- DeBraid 5y agoWhile morbid to some, pet crematoriums are potentially great business for 3 reasons: * service that humans require in perpetuity * luxury status good * no one wants to own/operate such a business (few competitors) https://twitter.com/brentbeshore/status/901908518675947520?lang=en https://twitter.com/brentbeshore/status/901908518675947520?l...
- PoignardAzur 5y agoThe conclusion is "[Fictional equivalent of Satan] would approve greatly", so I'd assume it's a joke. (Also, the scheme would be super impractical to monetize)