I think you're taking things too seriously (and in one case not seriously enough): These are all conclusions that are true if their premises are true. Some of t

I think you're taking things too seriously (and in one case not seriously enough): These are all conclusions that are true if their premises are true. Some of their premises can obviously be satisfied, others obviously can't and many others are in between (unknown or debatable.) They're all counterintuitive results though.