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massive whistleblower leak surfaces about Facebook public opinion starts to change about fb Zuck fears people will abandon his platforms shuts all of the dow
by deadalus 5y ago
massive whistleblower leak surfaces about Facebook
public opinion starts to change about fb
Zuck fears people will abandon his platforms
shuts all of the down and claims hax0rs
facebook goes down
divert the story to Russian and Chinese hackers
people instantly forget about whistleblower
facebooks stock balances out after a week
- loa_in_ 5y agoPeople wouldn't abandon Facebook et al. even if Zuckerberg was outed as a creature from outer space. Many people just wouldn't care.
- enriquto 5y ago"Well, actually", as someone who has religiously avoided Facebook services for almost 15 years... I'd happily join FB if Zuck turned out to be an alien!
- micromacrofoot 5y agoI put my tinfoil hat on and came up with this early on, but the outage has gone on for far too long for the price to be worth it now. They're losing millions and millions of dollars from this. I'm now leaning towards possible inside job related to the recent string of bad press. If this is an external hack it's incredible. If this is a simple mistake... Facebook seems dangerously incompetent.
- asdff 5y agoFB is in the spy, stock is practically unsinkable at this point what with everyones retirement plan buying and holding it.