"Ooh, lookit that funny car over there!" - points phone almost at your face, takes picture - uploads picture to Facebook You'd literally have to have the kind

"Ooh, lookit that funny car over there!" - points phone almost at your face, takes picture - uploads picture to Facebook You'd literally have to have the kind of Momma that would dig a hole and hide you in it at birth to really be "off the grid" at this point.