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It’s not a nightmare, I simply hook up individually customized Arduinos to every house plant!

• TeMPOraL 5y ago
  Totally not like turning your house plants into Borg drones.
  • ximeng 5y ago
    Could potentially put them on motors and pick up on stress hormones to allow the plants to move to better location.
    • mathstuf 5y ago
      Real life miniatures for this one-page RPG perhaps? https://diwatamnl.itch.io/bonsai-brawlers https://diwatamnl.itch.io/bonsai-brawlers
    • cybernautique 5y ago
      Skriders! Entities cut from this very cloth appear in Vinge's "A Fire Upon the Deep," one of the great achievements of human imagination. https://archive.org/details/fireupondeep00ving https://archive.org/details/fireupondeep00ving
      • jodrellblank 5y ago
        Hexapodia as the key insight.
    • shreddit 5y ago
      > where are all your plants? > We had a fight and they moved out
    • tailspin2019 5y ago
      Man I really love Hacker News sometimes
    • deleted 5y ago
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  • stjohnswarts 5y ago
    Is it bad that I added an audio storage chip that plays "feed me seymour" over and over until the plant is watered?