Heh, that's a killer. I saw this joke a while back: A man buys a pack of cigarettes at a corner store. The attendant hands him a packet, and on it says: "WARNI

Heh, that's a killer. I saw this joke a while back: A man buys a pack of cigarettes at a corner store. The attendant hands him a packet, and on it says: "WARNING: smoking causes impotence and erectile dysfunction". The guy looks at it for a moment, and says "Sorry, can I have the ones with cancer instead?".