"I think there’s a scientific reason for this, but I’m too lazy to look it up." I enjoy the levity and care free writing. I would have been bogged down with c

"I think there’s a scientific reason for this, but I’m too lazy to look it up." I enjoy the levity and care free writing. I would have been bogged down with crafting a proper matrix of things that were tested, the method of comparison for each column, the exact tests themselves to produce the tests, sorting, and so on... Drives my progeny crazy.