> "There I was, a grown man, planning a trip to the Mustard Museum in Wisconsin, when suddenly I heard a voice deep within me say, 'This is not what you want y

> "There I was, a grown man, planning a trip to the Mustard Museum in Wisconsin, when suddenly I heard a voice deep within me say, 'This is not what you want your life to be about.'" "The Onion" was started in Madison IIRC, which is where the Mustard Museum [1,2] is. > The museum was conceived and founded by Barry Levenson, former Assistant Attorney General of Wisconsin. It centers on a mustard collection he began in 1986 while despondent over the failure of his favorite baseball team, the Boston Red Sox, to win the 1986 World Series. [1] https://mustardmuseum.com/ https://mustardmuseum.com/ [2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Mustard_Museum https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Mustard_Museum