"I feel like I just did, but if that didn't satisfy you, dear mathematician, I find it ironic that when I tell people they can't prove my pants weren't stolen b

"I feel like I just did, but if that didn't satisfy you, dear mathematician, I find it ironic that when I tell people they can't prove my pants weren't stolen by a pink, time traveling unicorn, I'm told that I'm "scaring families" and that I "need to leave this Arby's before the police get involved", whilst YOU..." This is really the crux of the proof: an assertion that they don't need to take on the burden proving what they set out to prove. It's more of a challenge to us to accept what they've written as a proof or otherwise suffer social stigma for being too picky in demanding rigid arguments.