I'm fucking brilliant, I'm literally the opposite of an idiot. I swear. Ask me to navigate a bus station in a provincial Chinese city and I'm a complete fuckin

I'm fucking brilliant, I'm literally the opposite of an idiot. I swear. Ask me to navigate a bus station in a provincial Chinese city and I'm a complete fucking moron though. Ask me how I know. Point being, there's no such thing as idiocy without context.