Yep! I had an eyetest in primary school, I couldn't read anything. Looking back on it years later I assume she thought I was joking or else just royally cocked

Yep! I had an eyetest in primary school, I couldn't read anything. Looking back on it years later I assume she thought I was joking or else just royally cocked-up! It left me with some strange cognitive coping strategies - like I would always dictate what the teacher was saying rather than reading it off the board. The offshoot is I have very poorly formatted but fast handwriting!